If you wished for a thing that was alive, and then the city gave you a bunch of those things, and it was too many. Would you wish for there to be less, or do you think doing that would be like killing them.

Also, doeddfadcsadfytruyuytryyyydghjhllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll;

Well, this is certainly a surprise.

[Not without a certain bazooka. Except, five minutes have long passed. There was no sign of Lambo in the park he was currently exploring.

Definitely not the bazooka's doing. Unless it was broken again. In that case, he should find a certain cow-print pajama wearing kid.

For all of those who know a certain failboat ( Read more... )

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[ If you're out and about in the Bungalow district today, around the tropical beach, you may encounter the following scenery:

a) ocean, b) sandy shore, c) lawn chairs, table (two piña coladas atop it), c) a fruit, d) pineapple trees in abundance! Were those even here originally? Who cares, right.

In the water, there's some shit like this. (How ( Read more... )

I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION FOR THE BRAINLESS FLESHSACKS THAT HAVE I HAVE THE MISFORTUNE OF BEING STUCK WITH.
LIKE I SAID, THIS IS HYPOTHETICAL AT BEST SO DON'T GET ANY FUCKING IDEAS IN YOUR ROTTING PANS ABOUT WHAT I'M ASKING ABOUT.
IS BEING HERE ACTUALLY A BAD THING?
YEAH, I ADDRESSED THAT TOPIC. SO FUCKING WHAT?
WHEN I WEIGH THE ( Read more... )

[Some might remember the young woman whose video popped up a couple days back, with the purple hair and the eyepatch.

Well, here she is again, except. About ten years younger.

And covered in neon orange paint.

And there's blood splattered over her legs and the front of her uniform, because coughing up blood after your organs suddenly ( Read more... )

[After several days of fevers, sweating, vomiting and hallucinations brought on by the fever, Tsuna has finally recovered. He's lost quite a bit of weight over those few days and still looks a little exhausted but he's better off than what he had been three days ago. Slipping out of the estate, he decides to visit the park with one bb!lion for a ( Read more... )

[It's been several days since Kamina first saw Ryohei's bitchin' mustache. Ever since first laying eyes upon his extravagant whiskers, it became Kamina's goal to grow a beard on par with Ryohei's mustache. He had thrown out his pack of razors and his shaving cream and devoted himself fully to growing the greatest beard ever seen. Being older than ( Read more... )

[In front of the golden entranceway stood a tall, muscular troll, staring idly at the architecture before him. Once the influx of light fully flooded his shades, he hissed under his breath. This wasn’t his hive! Equius Zahhak, sweaty and confused, was somewhere he had never meant to end up. Was she here as well? One could only hope, he mused ( Read more... )

[ the seal is, thankfully, rather easy to operate upon puzzling out the basic mechanics- it's even easier yet for someone like mukuro, who spends an indecent amount of time doing things such as invading mindspace ( Read more... )